i got a job offer from a firm that runs the biggest daily-deals website in the world (think hard; you’ll know who i’m talking about. it’s not a fashion site. don’t tell me you’ve never signed up for emails from this site to get free movie tickets, $30 haircuts, etc.)

after getting this news, i proceeded to squeal “EEEEEEEEEE!!!!” loudly and dance all around the room.

but. but they want me to tell them on monday.

and. and, i’m waiting for a final round interview with my dream firm.

shit. what do i do.

**edited: i have really fucking smart cousins (and smart cousins’ significant others.) who have seen it all and know how to get around this shit. and that is how i get by. sometimes, i feel super, super lucky.