tallgirltales:

GPOYW.

[via lizlemon:animalstalkinginallcaps]

I’M SORRY, BUT I REALLY DO NEED YOU TO RESPECT AND APPRECIATE MY COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT NONETHELESS COMPREHENSIVE AND INEXHAUSTIBLE SUPPLY OF POP CULTURE REFERENCES SPANNING THE YEARS 1987-2002 OR I JUST DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER OUR RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO LAST.

I would like to second this sentiment, except change the end to “I’M STILL A PERFECTLY GOOD EMPLOYEE OTHERWISE, SO PLEASE HIRE ME ANYWAY, KTHNX.”